she’s fine but i’m probably gonna ask for donations just to pay her medical bills

my mom is in the hospital

Fans are in a rage after hearing that acclaimed Star Trek baddie Benedict Cumberbatch was turned away from the popular New York restaurant “Dorsia” this past weekend. After a few meetings discussing the terms of his new contract with Nickelodeon Studios, the Sherlock star decided to grab some dinner somewhere and when he walked into Dorsia, he was laughed out into the street when he asked for a table for two. “I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life,” the Brit says. “I wouldn’t call myself an A-list actor but I just expect a level of respect and decency when I go out and about. It was a truly soul-crushing experience.” It has been reported that some fans of Cumberbatch have vandalized the restaurant, spraying paint and feces on the windows and street in front of it. “I appreciate the devotion, but that was very inappropriate of all of you. Please don’t break the law for me.” Dorsia is closed until further notice.
—The Huffington Post - (x)

You need to see what’s good in the world, cause if you don’t how are you going to live? Fargo 1x2: The Rooster Prince




in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.


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he really looks attractive when smokes


How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

Neon Genesis Evangelion is such a brilliant anime. I think Shinji is such a relatable character. I see myself through him. He’s someone with an immense amount of responsibility at such a young age and I think we all know what that feels like. But honestly, the opening theme song is initially what got me hooked. [sings] “Zankoku na tenshi no you ni, shounen wa shinwa ni nare!!” I mean, how can you not love that song? But really, overall, it’s a powerful, emotional, complex and truly wonderful story. I think you should go watch it immediately.
—Benedict Cumberbatch - Otaku USA (via killbenedictcumberbatch)

i decided i’m going to london



Fargo episode 1x03 “A Muddy Road”

Anonymous :
your icon is a big problem shelly i'm in pain HOW DARE U?

*laughs then cries*

"You’ve got to cut all the spikes off first. They don’t just peel off. No- not that big of a knife, Sherlock!” John darted forward, taking away the bloody Japanese katana from Sherlock and pointing out the correct knife, closely supervising as Sherlock started slowly, methodically cutting away the inedible parts of the fruit to reveal the sweet, fleshy yellow within.

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