lmao some person got mad at me because i wouldn’t let her exchange her shorts

the vibrator

i’m at work and i’m taking pics of my socks. i am martin freeman.

pretty sure martin would be so jealous of my socks and sandals

i just need an ascot

martin and i are twins

*martin freeman voice* fashion

sally gonna give birth to sherlock’s babY

u know what would be really funny if mary froze moriarty’s sperm and impregnated herself with it

sherlock getting nervous because it’s his first time having sex

getsherlock:

at the wedding, i thought they would sit janine and sherlock on either side of mary and john, making the wedded couple the center of attention, making them important

but instead it was mary, john, sherlock, and janine, making sherlock and john in the center

OKAY REMEMBER WHEN SHERLOCK WAS LOOKING FOR A DANCE PARTNER

STOP REMINDING ME THAT SHERLOCK LEFT THE WEDDING EARLY OK

madhatterin221b:

au where sherlock leaves john’s wedding early because he feels so sad and alone

oh wait